A 32-year-old El Dorado man was arrested late Wednesday night clad in only a t-shirt after he was discovered stumbling about the El Dorado Department Shop, according to an El Dorado Police Department report.
Officers responded to the shop, 711 S. Martin Luther King Blvd., in regard to report of a suspicious person walking around inside the facility. Upon arrival, officers noted the continuous sound of dogs barking and observed a many they could identify by sight “stumbling from behind the dog shelter with no pants or underwear on his person,” stated the report.
“Based on my training and observation of [the man] and his demeanor I knew [the man] was impaired,” one officer wrote.
The man was taken into custody without incident for criminal trespass and public intoxication. He was transported to the Union County Jail and is currently being held on a $460 cash or corporate surety bond until his first appearance in Union County District Court on Oct. 17.
I wonder if he thought before he took the first drink that evening, “humm, before tonight is over hopefully I will: lose my pants, my underwear and break into the dog pound!”?
Well at least now whenever someone tells him a “I was once so inebriated, I…” story, he’ll always be able to one up that person and then end with, “I bet you never partied that hardcore.”
He could have posted bond, but his wallet was with his pants!